quintessential quotes

“The universe may actually be younger than it looks if you look closely enough.” TV talking head
“I have a education!” radio talk show host
“Questions are a burden to others; answers are a prison for oneself.” The Prisoner
“A whispered long distance ‘I love you’ is sweet, but a written one keeps forever and may be produced later in court.” Judith Martin “Miss Manners”
“A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.” Gloria Steinem
“Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up to the standard for the rest of your life.” W.C. Fields
“The meaning of life is that it stops.” Franz Kafka
“Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.” Groucho Marx
“If you hope the answer's ‘nope.’ If you pray you'll get your way.” Moral Orel
“Remain calm and share your bananas.” Koko
“I'm sorry, sir, we don't serve th' 99–cent ‘Happy Meal’.” Al
“Well, how much is your ‘Happy Meal’?” Zippy
“There is no ‘Happy Meal’, sir… we just serve food.” Al
“Food?” Zippy
“You know—pot roast, lasagna, souvlaki, ziti, roast chicken, rice pudding…” Al
“I can get pot roast anywhere, Al… I came here to find happiness!” Zippy
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